Download ↠ Girl, 15, Flirting for England [PDF] By Sue Limb

Download ↠ Girl, 15, Flirting for England [PDF] By Sue Limb

Girl, 15, Flirting for England
Life was tragic enough before this spring started With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a di Life was tragic enough before this spring started With a distinct lack of boobage and an arse so big that birds of prey could nest within its shadows, Jess Jordan is saddled with the Goddess Flora for a best friend, a Britney Spears look alike so gorgeous that one grain of her divine dandruff could make the blind see again Jess knows that her soul mate is Ben Jones, a divine mixture of Leonardo diCaprio, Prince William, and Brad Pitt who oozes mystery and charisma But the campaign to get Ben to notice her brings on a cavalcade of mortification and disaster, including, but not limited to, a minestrone soup explosion that takes place in her bra and a schoolwide viewing of a videotape that features a topless Jess referring to her breasts as Bonnie and Clyde Meanwhile, Jess s death obsessed Granny moves into her bedroom, along with her grandfather s remains her hypochondriac dad, who sends her daily horrorscopes like You will fall asleep with your mouth open, and a family of earwigs will move in, acts strange about Jess staying with him this summer and her longtime friend Fred, a television violence addict and closet thumbsucker, has decided that he can t stand being around her Jess is determined to make things right but with her offbeat sense of humor and her wildly active imagination, things get complicated along the way
Title : Girl, 15, Flirting for England
Pages : 214 pages
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Author :  Sue Limb
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Language : English


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