☆ Read Vamped [PDF] By David Sosnowski

☆ Read Vamped [PDF] By David Sosnowski

Vamped
Martin Kowalski is an eighty year old man stuck in a twenty year old body He works the graveyard shift He has a poster of Bela Lugosi on his wall and a box of uneaten Count Chocula in his pantry He drinks stem cell derived blood from cleverly packaged and marketed juice boxes He is, in short, a vampire But since his wildly successful scheme to turn as many mortals as Martin Kowalski is an eighty year old man stuck in a twenty year old body He works the graveyard shift He has a poster of Bela Lugosi on his wall and a box of uneaten Count Chocula in his pantry He drinks stem cell derived blood from cleverly packaged and marketed juice boxes He is, in short, a vampire But since his wildly successful scheme to turn as many mortals as possible into vampires vamp them rather than kill them resulted in a new immortal majority, Marty finds little of interest to fill his countless days

From the deeply imaginative mind of David Sosnowski who gave us the critically acclaimed junkie angel classic Rapture bursts this neo vampire novel studded with pint size vampires known as screamers children who were vamped and are none too happy about it priest vampires who helped convert their flock into lifetime members of the Church stripper vampires who lap danced their way into customers veins and one very small, very outspoken human girl

When Marty decides to end his endless life of soul crushing ennui call it vampire affluenza a three foot blond obstacle is thrown in his path Isuzu Trooper Cassidy, a refugee from a human hunting preserve At first he thinks midnight snack, but before the sun comes up, Isuzu is the one snacking on his prized cereal collection as she charms him into staying undead long enough to raise her in a world rife with danger and almost entirely populated by vampires yearning for the taste of real human blood

The critics applauded David Sosnowski when Rapture was published, saying he staked out a patch of turf somewhere between Franz Kafka and Douglas Adams Now with Vamped, Sosnowski takes on a time honored genre and breathes new life into it by turning Martin Kowalski s vampire world upside down and telling his story with rich, masterful, and frequently hilarious prose.

Title : Vamped
Pages : 384 pages
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Author :  David Sosnowski
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Language : English


Rating: 4.9

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